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buzzfeed:

This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for. This is the best video on the internet.

vintagegal:

"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van."

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

mydrunkkitchen:

hoboway:

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IF THIS WORKS THEN THIS IS PRETTY SHWEEET

mydrunkkitchen:

hoboway:

Self Massage Chart

Related: Foot Reflexology

IF THIS WORKS THEN THIS IS PRETTY SHWEEET
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

wildphilosoraptor:

scarletrosefox:

I am going to have to remember this idea for reasons. 

OMG

CALLING ALL OF MY FRIENDS

Whiskey Is My Kind of Lullaby by Johnny Hobo And The Freight Trains from the album: Love Songs For The Apocalypse

burkeyswonderfuladventure:

And I’ll drink myself to death

or at least, I’ll drink myself to sleep

Chain smoke my way through the gaps inbetween

My aspirations and my apathy

Johnny Hobo & The Freight Trains

Time well spent

Time well spent

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

cultfilms:

wendy torrance: [to jack]

"it’s amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. i tell you, when we first came up here i thought it was kinda scary"

This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.